GantZ - by Oku Hiroya

Ah Gantz, I can honestly say that reading GantZ is a guilty pleasure for me. And for Oku it's probably a guilty pleasure for him too. I could see how he decided to come up with the premise for this manga.
"Hmmm, shit, what should my next manga be about..."
"Dinosaurs? Vampires? Aliens? Hot nude chicks?"
"Oh fuck it, I'll do em all!"
Yes that's right, this manga has every possible cliche imaginable from every form of entertainment out there. Dinosaurs, vampires, aliens, hot nude chicks, buddhas, Japanese idols, violence, sex, lara croft, the ring, loli, pandas, and everything you could ever imagine is in GantZ (yes there are pandas). And Oku doesn't even try to hide it. There's this character that looks EXACTLY like Lara Croft and the main character gets to bang her which I'd bet money on is straight out of one Oku's sick fantasies. Every few chapters I read I'll look up from the monitor and think "What the fuck? VAMPIRES?" But somehow it works, somehow it manages to stay away from being stupid and makes it at least plausible in a way that keeps the reader reading. Since you probably think I'm fucking crazy by now I better at least try and put up a decent summary of what it's about which didn't go too well when I advised my cousin that he should read it.
"Hey man, you should read Gantz, it's pretty cool."
"What's it about?"
"Uhh...... I dunno."
(Trust me, anyone who's read this manga, has to think twice before writing down what GantZ is about.)
But luckily for me and my high school education, I've managed to gather my thoughts and filter them as hard as a could into a little tale that goes like this...
GantZ is about the story of Kei and his friend Masaru, who in the first chapter immediately die by getting run over by a train, but are then mysteriously and inexplicably transported to a room with a bunch of other people that died that same day and are ordered by a black ball called GantZ to go outside and kill some aliens that will earn them points and allow them to go free once they get 100 points.
By now your thinking, "wow that sounds just fucking stupid", and your right!
Some of the scenes in GantZ are also just crazy surreal. I didn't know Japanese mangakas had any guts until I saw Oku write about one of the characters dressing up as a black gangster and walking through the streets of Tokyo going on a killing spree killing everything in his sight with a pair of Uzi's. Talk about black stereotypes.
Other things I like about GantZ include the fact that when on their missions there's usually the first wave of badguys the characters have to face, and then there's a miniboss of sorts, and finally the big bad boss to finish it off. Straight out of a videogame. Pretty cool.
The aliens and monsters are also all uniquely and creatively designed. Some of them include an alien onion kid who keeps offering people onions and not so coincidentally, smells like one too. There's also incredibly muscular faeries that work together by pulling your arms out and long-necked dinosaurs that can flail their heads around faster than the eye can see. I couldn't make this shit up even if I tried. GantZ is THAT fucked up.
Another thing about GantZ is, don't get too attached to any of the characters, because Oku seems to love getting his characters killed. GantZ has so many characters just come and go it seems like a neverending house party where strangers just enter and leave after getting piss drunk and trashing the house. So without further adieu I give you the characters of GantZ (ok, 3% of them). Also I did not alter the images below, they are straight from the manga. Seriously!
Kurono

Another one of those mangas where the main character is a typical horny little asshole high school student. Only giving a shit about himself instead of others and regularly mentally undressing females nearby, Kurono's life is similar to 90% of Japan's youth until a chance encounter with his old friend Masaru turns out to be his last, as he gets run over by a subway train but somehow miraculously survives and gets placed in a room with masaru and a black ball called GantZ. Not much too say about him. Characters in GantZ don't seem to be as important as in other mangas. Maybe cause they don't last more than a few chapters? Hmmm.....
Masaru

The goody two shoes character you see in alot of animes and mangas where the person is always helping out those around him like some kind of modern day saint. Too bad for him the homeless drunk guy he drags off the subway tracks gets himself and his friend killed. That'll teach those good samaritans. Even after he's transported to GantZ's room he puts himself on the line to protect the others as they fight the aliens GantZ sends them to eliminate. Due to his unselfish nature he becomes the unofficial leader everytime GantZ sends them on a mission but his obsession with helping everyone he encounters leads to numerous crying scenes when he fails to protect someone. For some strange reason though early in his childhood he transferred himself to a real ghetto high school filled with gangsters and bullies to try and prove himself as being able to help people. There he plays chess with the wieners of the school and beats up the troublemakers, like any normal person would! Though he seems like a nice guy, I have to say Masaru fights pretty dishonorably to win. One time a faggot bully (literally) challenged Masaru to a fight but Masaru cheated by beating the crap out of him (again literally) while the faggot was still taking a shit inside the toilet.
Proof:

Yea, so I'm on the fence with this guy. He helps people but he doesn't even know how to fight a fair fight.
Kishimoto aka titz

The first well endowed chick (yes, thankfully, there is more than one) we see in GantZ is Kishimoto, and what an entrance she makes! Gets warped to GantZ's room butt naked as she apparently died while taking a hot bath. Her role in the manga seems to be to just appear in gratuitous shots and positions that would make even Arnold Schwarzenegger blush. While Kurono spends most of his time mentally undressing her, Kishimoto is more intent on reeling in Masaru. Too bad for Kishimoto that all Masaru thinks about is taking care of his little brother and putting up with his whiny complaints of wanting steak for dinner. Now in GantZ each person gets a suit that grants them such things as increased strength, higher jumping and immunity from bullets before they go on a mission. The catch is that these things are skin tight and are obviously intentionally done by Oku in another one of his fantasies to display the females in excrutiating positions as they try to fit themselves inside. Just another example of sexist views in manga and boy do I love it!
Nishi

My favorite character in GantZ is Nishi. This guy is one sneaky little bastard. Apparently he's been in GantZ hella long already but everytime new contestants come he acts like someone who just got there as well. Apart from being a liar, he stays away from everyone else and when the alien is on the verge of being killed he comes in and kills it himself thus stealing all the points. I love this guy! His knowledge of GantZ and the stuff that goes on there makes him incredibly cocky and he'd rather work alone than as a team.
The art in GantZ is very easy on the eyes and something almost everyone can agree on. It's the most easily accessible because of its resemblance to standard anime or whatever views of Japanese animation people have. It's not "weird" like Taiyo Matsumoto's stuff or any of those other "unique" art styles that people just don't know how to appreciate so the art is probably the last thing you have to worry about if you ever want to start reading this crazy manga.
GantZ doesn't require much thinking on the reader's part and there's tons of gore and action so anyone wanting to read a manga but don't want their brain doing too much work should read GantZ. It's just good fun and if you can swallow all the movie and fantasy references then you'll be dreaming happy dreams of angry karate buddha statues and contact lens wearing vampires that take pictures with their cellphones.
Random facts about GantZ:
To get information out of GantZ (there's actually some kind of unconcious man inside the black ball), you stick your finger into his ear.
Every chapter cover features one of the women in poses that would even make Ryan Seacrest pop a boner (cause... you know... he's gay and all).
GantZ can be found at http://www.stoptazmo.com/gantz/ but is also scanlated by the good folks at http://www.omanga.net
Yes! Every single chapter in http download! Now you have no excuse not to read it.
And with that I leave you all with this:

I bet this one pic would convince more people to read GantZ than my review ever could.